All of Tony’s achievements are in the past. Which sounds depressing when you put it like that, but really, it’s true of us all. Unless you consider reading this blurb to be an achievement. When Tony isn’t achieving, he can be found going on and on about past achievements.
Like how he lied his way into a battle of the bands, coming 4th in Victoria. Or how he had some jokes published in a nationwide joke book. Or how he once had a pair of pants hanging on a clothesline for 18 months straight. Geeze, Tony. Give it a rest!